How Much Is That Doggie In The Airport?

Street value: $25 million.

That is the amount of drugs (liquid heroin and cocaine) that were seized in a great big drug bust, in which the drug smugglers were using retriever puppies as their mules. After placing the bags of drugs into the puppies bellies, they waited patiently for the shaved fur to grow back, covering up the surgery scar.

When you have to resort to surgically implanting bags of drugs into the bellies puppies, you have reached the end of civilization.

There is truly only one word for it: despicable. Preferably said like Daffy Duck.