Saturday, April 01, 2006

Mona Lisa, Venus de Milo...Britney

The triumvirate of women immortalized in the art world is now complete.

America's own lil' darlin', Britney Jean Spears Federline, is the subject of a new and FABULOUS sculpture by Daniel Edwards entitled: Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston.

The life-size marble sculpture features the pregnant Britney on her elbows and knees, pulling at the ears of a lion-skin rug, as she is giving birth. (I swear this is NOT an April Fool's joke - how could make this up?)

This is a new take on pro-life. Pro-lifers normally promote bloody images of abortion. This is the image of birth, said Edwards.

Um, ok. I will have to ask my very pregnant boss about this, but this is the very first time I have ever heard of the birthing process involving a lion skin rug and being on all fours. However, as an aside, said boss has remarked: It's called LABOR y'know? Not RELAX.

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