Saturday, December 17, 2005

Feeling Lucky, Punk?

This holiday season, gift yourself with the perfect item for your inner child.

AND, free edible ammo (approximately 247 rounds). What the heck is better than that?

Marshmallowville. Just down the road from Campfireland.

(ps- the packaging comes with a warning label: "Do not eat marshmallows after shooting", but when you combine the dual forces of velocity and distance, factor in some vector anaylsis, you are sure to come up with an equation proving their edibility.)

Go for it.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

edibility? is that a word? are we sure it's not edibleness?

Layne said...

Whatever, Anonymous.

Anonymous said...

NO! NOT WHATEVER, CAPTAIN!!!