Saturday, December 03, 2005

Give 'Til It Hurts : Audience Participation Requested

Howdy Faithful Readers!

Today I present you with a challenge. But first, the backstory...

My friend was involved with a holiday canned food drive for the needy. It is a well-known but sad fact that many people take these sorts of things as an opportunity to clear out their pantries. Which is all well and fine, except when you decide to donate a CAN OF LYCHEE NUTS. Yes, my friend actually witnessed this.

I propose a contest. If ANYONE can think of a more perfectly absurd, useless and insulting item, please post it here - and make sure I have your email address if you are declared a winner. Be forewarned, though, as I suspect that nothing will be able to de-throne the champ.

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