Friday, September 01, 2006

The Champagne Was Flowing!

Over 300 hundred people stopped by Blomqvist Fine Arts in Norway before 9 pm to toast the return of the two stolen paintings by local boy, Edvard Munch.

The paintings were taken two years and nine days ago, and are reported to be in fairly good condition, given the rumor spread by the Norwegian underworld that they had been "burned up."

We know that both pictures have been handled roughly and that Madonna has received a scratch or gouge, but I have been informed that the damages are not irreparable, said Erling Lae, the commissioner of Oslo’s city government.

I knew my refrigerator shrine would come through in the end...

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