If it comes outta Florida, you clever FaithfulReaders will immediately realize ithis is a story about BURMESE PYTHONS! Yippee!
At TWENTY TWO and ¼ feet in length (and weighing in at more than 300 pounds), Muffy, has taken the title of Largest Python On Display. Muffy has stolen the title from Lulu, currently residing at the Bronx Zoo. Lulu is a coquettish nienteen feet, 6 inches long.
Captain Bob of Everglades Day Safari bought Muffy two months ago for $3000. He says:
It’s educational for people to see just what can happen to a little pet snake. Anyone who buys a snake that can literally kill you should at least be an adult and know what they’re doing.
Hmm. Yeah. At LEAST be an adult and be aware that you are harboring a potential murderer in your home. Or, that said adult is just setting up an elaborate suicide plot, obviously for the insurance money...
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